Boy oh boy!
Shopping with old people and idiots. Let me tell you about the old lady in the supermarket who took her damn time touching every single fucking roll in the bin. As the seconds ticked away, I got up right behind her, so when she turned around my nose was sticking in her god damned face. I said: "Now that you've touched every single one of them, can I have a chance now?"
She sure was shocked. She just walked away. I selected my rolls then moved on, charging my cart into other carts that were blocking the aisles where the other asshole shoppers had parked theirs, and elbowing my way to the meat counter. Just charging ahead. What a nightmare!
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